How To Make Yourself Poor in 3 Easy Steps (and in big trouble)

1. Buy everything you want anytime and anywhere. Clothes, shoes, gadgets and anything you fancy.

Timeline to trouble: Very fast. Approximately 1 hour. Spend all your salary in one hour and you’re in trouble for the rest 29 days.


2. When no cash in hand, use the always convenient credit card. Charge all your expenses into it and pay the minimum amount every month.

Timeline to trouble: Fast. Approximately 1 month. By paying minimum amount only, the magic of interest will bring nightmare to you soon. It will haunt you for many years to come.

A famous quote by Albert Einstein,
“Compound interest is the eight wonder of the world”


3. Take out a new loan to pay your current loan. It’s similar with a lie to cover another lie.

Timeline to trouble: Moderately fast. Approximately 2 months. Again, the interest will work its magic. Be prepared for non-stop calls and visits from your good old banks.

How long you going to be in trouble at this stage? Good luck, my friend. You need it.

Interesting Facts About Pig

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
(Pigs sleep with two eyes closed)

It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.
(How about a pig?)

The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump.
(At least the pig can jump for joy…. 30 minutes orgasm)

(How the pig does it?)

The longest record flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
(13 seconds only…. It’s nothing compared with the pig)

Many experts consider pigs to be more than trainable than cats and dogs.
(Really… Can we learn the 30 minutes stuff?)

The scream of a frightened pig can measure up to 115 decibels vs. Engine jet take off, 113 decibels.
(Ok, the poor and tired pig needs a break here)