Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
(Pigs sleep with two eyes closed)
It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.
(How about a pig?)
The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump.
(At least the pig can jump for joy…. 30 minutes orgasm)
(How the pig does it?)
The longest record flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
(13 seconds only…. It’s nothing compared with the pig)
Many experts consider pigs to be more than trainable than cats and dogs.
(Really… Can we learn the 30 minutes stuff?)
The scream of a frightened pig can measure up to 115 decibels vs. Engine jet take off, 113 decibels.
(Ok, the poor and tired pig needs a break here)
