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03 November 2010

How To Write A Resume

Remember this important phrase.

Resume helps you to get an interview NOT a job

It’s the interview helps you get a job.

The question now is,

“How are you going to make the person who reads your resume giving you a call?”

It must attract the person to read more of your resume.

1. Layout is important. It helps when your resume layout is different from 100 resumes with the same layout. There are many jobseekers using same resume builder from specific jobsite.

Spend some time study different resume layouts that are available from Internet and customized it. When you customized it, your resume will stand out from the rest.


2. Wording of your resume. An attractive resume is easy to read. Employers will ignore those resumes that are difficult to read.


3. Contents. The most important content of your resume is your professional working experience. This is where you highlight your achievements to prospective employers. Write down the goods thins you did in your work instead of the job descriptions.

Example,
Cost savings activities
Sales achievement
Clearing the backlog
Any ideas or activities, which contributes to efficient and effective work
Meeting the deadline of your work
Teaching new staff

A word of advice: Be honest in stating your achievement.


4. Please remember this. Don’t forget to include your name and contact number. There is nothing more funny than an impressive resume without name and contact number. There are people made this mistake.

28 October 2010

How To Make Yourself Poor in 3 Easy Steps (and in big trouble)

1. Buy everything you want anytime and anywhere. Clothes, shoes, gadgets and anything you fancy.

Timeline to trouble: Very fast. Approximately 1 hour. Spend all your salary in one hour and you’re in trouble for the rest 29 days.


2. When no cash in hand, use the always convenient credit card. Charge all your expenses into it and pay the minimum amount every month.

Timeline to trouble: Fast. Approximately 1 month. By paying minimum amount only, the magic of interest will bring nightmare to you soon. It will haunt you for many years to come.

A famous quote by Albert Einstein,
“Compound interest is the eight wonder of the world”


3. Take out a new loan to pay your current loan. It’s similar with a lie to cover another lie.

Timeline to trouble: Moderately fast. Approximately 2 months. Again, the interest will work its magic. Be prepared for non-stop calls and visits from your good old banks.

How long you going to be in trouble at this stage? Good luck, my friend. You need it.

27 October 2010

Interesting Facts About Pig

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
(Pigs sleep with two eyes closed)

It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.
(How about a pig?)

The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump.
(At least the pig can jump for joy…. 30 minutes orgasm)

(How the pig does it?)


The longest record flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
(13 seconds only…. It’s nothing compared with the pig)

Many experts consider pigs to be more than trainable than cats and dogs.
(Really… Can we learn the 30 minutes stuff?)

The scream of a frightened pig can measure up to 115 decibels vs. Engine jet take off, 113 decibels.
(Ok, the poor and tired pig needs a break here)